THIRD LETER TO THE TAOISEACH
I am hopping mad!
I did not intend to write to you so soon but the matter deserves instant action. The IMF are waiting in Dublin bay, the whole country is up in arms after the McCarthy report, Willie O Dea is selected as one of the most attractive men in shoe leather…….. and the black clouds of revolution are gathering !
And what do you do
Take off your cloths on YOU TUBE.
I’m raging! Raging!
Here was I thinking that you had taken yourself away to a quiet little corner to consider my earlier proposals or indeed that you might even be tucked away in the snug in Tullamore blasting out a few verses of the Rocks of Bawn.
No you were stripping off for YOU TUBE.
When I think of it , if DeValera or Lemass were alive today they’d be dancing in their graves.
You have besmirched the name of this proud nation …. THE LAND OF SAINTS AND SCHOLARS!
You are a disgrace not only to Ireland but to the Offaly jersey and your rehabilitation after this outrage will be slow and tortuous.
When the wife saw you “performing” she said you could be going through the male menopause but I think myself you picked up those antics at Trinity! God know what goes in there.
Oh when I think of you stripping off in front of the world and Willie picking up awards the words of Mr Yeats comes flooding into my mind.
“Two terrible beauties were born”
I’ll go now ……… the wife has my blood pressure tablets ready for me.
Mise le Meas
James A Archer
PS Please tell me it was not you but an impersonator to restore my faith in mankind.